And Humble Besides!

I was just looking at the Blogs of Note, and I came upon Count Olaf's blog. I guess he's the most famous and revered actor in the world. At least, that's what his blog says.

Tell you the truth, I am tempted to write him a fan letter, like the one he asked everyone to send him. It would go approximately thus:

Dear Olaf,

Hi. I just wanted to tell you you are my biggest fan. I've watched ALL your movies and have brought all your action figures, all your movies on VHS, DVD and BetaMax (betcha didn't know they still made those, huh?), posters from every teenie bopper magazine in the US, Canada, and even Japan. YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK!

I've even planned our wedding. If you want, you can invite Ashton Kutcher. I'm sure my friend Melissa P. wouldn't mind getting a date with him. Do you like blue and purple flowers?

I've attached superimposed pictures of our children. I've even named them. Olaf Jr., Falo (Olaf spelled backwards), and Gertrude (my supposed middle name, though no one knows that for sure). I think they are quite beautiful, if I must say so myself.

Well, gotta run. I have to go get my friends Mel G. and Misti fitted for bridesmaid gowns.

Till we meet, my love,
Reagan Bockhold

Sometimes, my sense of humor even amazes me.